By USDR
As a result of the shutdown, millions of people all over the world, are no longer able to spend hours a day watching adorable Pandas eat, sleep and poop – and are, instead, relegated to doing actual work.
While productivity is up, happiness is way down.
So, we at The MRCTV decided to help Americans cope with what is, by far, the worst consequence of our politicians’ inability to keep the Federal Government running.


