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Obama, Climate Change, and an Apocalypse

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By  MRCTV, Special for  USDR

 

Excerpts from the president’s speech explain the climate-related disasters heading to a town near you:

  • Your house might slide off into the ocean…
  • …or it might be engulfed in flames.
    And if it doesn’t, it will definitely get sucked into a sinkhole.
  • Your city will either look like Atlantis or something out of the zombie apocalypse.
  • You might run out of fresh salmon en croûte.
  • Or just food, in general.
  • You may simultaneously die of thirst and drown, all at the same time.
  • You might have to begin training for the Hunger Games.
  • And if the famine, flood, fire and fighting doesn’t get you, the fumes definitely will.
  • After all, we’re running out of time.

See Obama quotes in full post: http://www.mrctv.org/blog/obama-prophesies-climate-nightmare-famine-floods-fire-fumes-and-fighting

 

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